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7/18/10

The Twins new approach to starting rotation success

It has been the result of deep and secret discussions during the All Star break. What can the Twins do to have more success in their starting rotation. Should they trade for one or two new starters who would put them over the top? Should they try to create better game plans? Change their approach? Look at potential mechanics issues?

I am happy to report no in all the above.

Instead they decided to create a picture of unity and have an anthem. Their inspiration and anthem follow:

Inspiration:


Anthem:

Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said young man, 'cause your in a new park
There's no need to be unhappy

Young man, there's a thing you can do
I said young man, when you're short on your stuff
You can do that and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good start

It's fun to grow facial hair
It's fun to grow facial hair
They have everything for young men to enjoy
You can strike out all the boys

It's fun to grow facial hair
It's fun to grow facial hair
You can throw yourself strikes you can have a good start
You can win whanever you pitch

Young man, are you listening to me
I said young man, what do you wanna be
I said young man, you can make real your dreams
But you've got to know this one thing

No man does it all by himself
I said young man, put your pride on the shelf
And just grow facial hair
I'm sure they can help you today

It's fun to grow facial hair
It's fun to grow facial hair
They have everything for young men to enjoy
You can strike out all the boys

It's fun to grow facial hair
It's fun to grow facial hair
You can throw yourself strikes you can have a good start
You can win whanever you pitch

Young Man, I was once in your shoes
I said I was, down and out with the blues
I felt no man cared if I were alive
I felt the whole world was so jive

That's when someone came up to me
And said young man go look at the mirror
There's a thing called growing facial hair
That can start you back on your way

It's fun to grow facial hair
It's fun to grow facial hair
Young man, young man there's no need to feel down
Young man, young man pick yourself off the ground

Facial hair and just grow facial hair